Saturday, February 04, 2006

Lauren's Rules of Grocery Shopping

1. Don't buy cheese. You never eat it.
2. All that chocolate might look good at the time, but it won't be useful when you want real food.
3. Yoghurt goes bad.
4. So does lunch meat.
5. Milk and bread are good investments.
6. But only a half loaf of bread. Things get moldy.
7. You'll probably forget to buy eggs, but buy eggs.
8. Always buy toilet paper. Even if you think you don't need it.
9. Cadbury eggs aren't what you mean when you say, "buy eggs."
10. Keep an ongoing price list in your head. Don't stop when you reach 10 quid, yet continue to put stuff in your basket.
11. Frozen meals are useful.
12. Ice cream not so much.
13. Label anything you put in the fridge if you ever want to see it again.
14. Cereal is a good breakfast food.
15. And lunch.
16. And dinner.
17. Dried, sugar coated, pineapple bits don't count as fresh fruit.
18. Don't buy fresh fruit, because you'll never eat it while it's still fresh.


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